What’s a guy gotta do in order to get his AARP card? I was all jazzed because I turned 50 this week and was looking forward to getting my card in the mail. Everyone knows the joke, you turn 50 and AARP sends you a welcome packet. WTF AARP?? Where’s my Card?? I’ve been checking the mailbox EVERY DAY !!!!!!
So I called them……here is conversation (pls note that I do occasionally write fiction)
