I’ve prided myself on being a decent practical jokester but the wifey and her friends pulled a fast one on me (and a few other Dads)……… had to share.
The Classic “Fake Orgasm” scene from “When Harry Met Sally”
Chat w/ wifey – (many years ago) Wifey – “Honey, didn’t we make some lovely kids?” Me – “Yes dearie, we did.”
Wifey– “Well I need to tell you something about that process that I’ve been feeling a little guilty about. You know that journal article that I gave you that had important tips in it about how to improve your chances of conception when you are trying to get pregnant?”
Me – “Sure, you mean the article that had advice on diet, frequency, timing, stuff like that?”
Wifey – “Yeah, thats it. Well, there were some parts of that article that were made up by some of the moms that were in the Mothers and More group I was a part of when the kids were small.”
Me – “Hmmm, let me guess. I’m thinking that you guys added those extra paragraphs that described how a couple could GREATLY enhance their chances of conception if the wife had -several- orgasms during each encounter. I thought that was a little fishy.”
Wifey – “Yeah. We made up that part. But I gotta say that I appreciate how enthusiastically you embraced every bit of info in the article, even the parts that were made up. So it wasn’t such a bad thing now was it?”
Me – “Hmm, I don’t know, it sure did create ALOT of extra work for me. And I gotta say that sometimes my enthusiasm was a bit lagging. But I did my part for the team.”
Wifey – “Good, and thats what I told all the moms in the Mothers and More group when they asked me how things were going and if you were following all the suggestions in -The Article-.”
Me – “And I bet they all got a good chuckle out of that.” Wifey – “Yes they did”
Andy Holloman - Dad, Writer, Goofball 
Could you send my husband a copy of that article?
smile, will do